I have a love/hate relationship with the rain. I love it because it makes me want to sleep all day. I hate it because....it makes me want to sleep all day.
I don't think people understand how much of a problem it would be if I got a job at the mall. Me working at the mall is the equivalent of a recovering alcoholic working in a liquor store. No bueno.
I'm annoyed that my mom only called me today to chew me out about not making a $200 payment on a student loan that she co-signed with me. "I thought you said you were going to pay it?" Pay it with what? This abundance of cash coming out of my ass? Have you been under a rock this whole time Mom? I don't have a fucking job! No worries, next time I'll forfeit buying groceries so I can send Sallie Mae their money.
Wendy's is the shit.
I may need to break down and get a sugar daddy soon. Paying bills on your own is no fun.
Why do people still think I'm under 18?
I didn't realize that today is "420." Might be nice to smoke something, since I apparently already have the reputation of being a drug user.