Tuesday, August 10, 2010

There Are 3 People in the World That Make Me Wonder Why God Made Them.........

....................R. Kelly, Kat Stacks, and now, Montana Fishburne. I know, everyone's talked about her plenty, but I have to give my two cents. As we all know, the offspring of Laurence Fishburne has decided to show off her acting chops by starring in her own porn video, a la Kim Kardashian. I never thought there would be a day that anyone would look to Kim Kardashian as a role model, but as many would say, these are the last days.

As if that weren't ridiculous enough, she is riding this wave of infamy for as long as she can. I saw this interview over at where Montana drops more golden nuggets of knowledge to whomever it is that she thinks is taking her seriously. Among other things, she is asked for "advice" that she would give to young women that look to prostitution as a means of income, and she states that she does not condone prostitution, but she does support women like herself who love their bodies and "are not ashamed."

Let me pause right there. I don't think I can ever express how annoying/pompous I think it is when women try to mask their skanky-ness as sexual freedom. You mean to tell me that in order for women to prove that they're not ashamed of their bodies, they have to do porn? What is the world coming to? Why do you need to exploit yourself to prove that you're free-spirited? Can't you just walk around your house naked if you want to be comfortable with your body? I really shouldn't even be mad about that statement though, since she's obviously lying through her teeth. She has clearly made it known that she's in this for the fame.....but now she's attributing her decision to do porn to her "free spirit." Girl, stop.

The other thing that would almost be laughable about this if it weren't so sad, is that she seriously is using Kim Kardashian as the prototype on how to become a well-known actress. Yes, because KK has been in so many critically acclaimed films since that tape with Ray-J. Everyone knows that Kim is the exception to the rule, not the rule itself. Everyone except Montana, that is. Never mind that minor little detail that her dad probably has more connections in Hollywood than Kim Kardashian will ever have. Oh no, that's not important at all.

I always say that I would like to get into the minds of people like Montana just to figure out what their thought process is exactly. At what point in life does one say to themselves, "Self, you know what you should do? Since your dad is an A-list actor and can get you a starring role in any movie you choose, you should come out with a sex tape! But wait! You know what would be even better?! You should announce to the world that you're doing it because you're such a huge fan of Kim Kardashian!"

The disturbing thing is, I have a sinking feeling that this could lead to lots of girls "releasing" sex tapes as if they are music videos........


Anonymous said...

"...where Montana drops more golden nuggets of knowledge to whomever it is that she thinks is taking her seriously. "


Yeah, these are def. the last days because this type of sh*t just don't make sense. I would imagine that if my parent is an A-list actor, I wouldn't want to do something that would put my ass permanently on the D-List... but what do I know?

UglyCleanBroke87 said...

@Alee, I see a VH1 reality show in the near future for Montana. o_O

Anonymous said...

One that I won't be watching... lol